Cagna etero scopata per la prima volta

Sometimes, guys at the House will turn their attention to getting in better shape. This is definitely something we applaud, but we also keep our eyes out for signs that a guy is juicing up. They don't seem to connect the dots between one substance and another, and usage tends to reinforce this attitude that a chemical can make everything in their lives better. This guy, unfortunately, didn't get the message, so I thought I'd deliver it to him personally.